What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.