What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Rosie O'donnell Jokes More Rosie O'donnell Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.