What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.