What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.