What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!