He writes scary stories.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
It caused a revolution.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
There was a full stop
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Laughing stock.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Because his parents are vegetables.
A penguin.
