What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.