How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.