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I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes