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I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.