How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.