How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!