How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!