Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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A urinarrator.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.