A hypocrite.
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Coffee Mug
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
All of them.
A hypocrite!
You're a fungi to be with
because he wasn't a fungi!
Because they hate the french press...
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.
Shroom, shroom. shroom
a Mushroom
Reelection.
He likes to keep things low key.
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Because I told him a good joke.
F it.
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