Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Just Juan.

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None. It's already lit fam.

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He got baked.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.