A hypocrite.
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because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
All of them.
A hypocrite!
Horror-scopes!
Because they were for test porpoise only
Because I told him a good joke.
because the owner will tell you
Im a fungi
He put it up Fur Elise!
Pound an alarm
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
The Cat in the AT-AT
The Cis-Teen Chapel
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
