Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Linear Equation Jokes More Linear Equation Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.