Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Exponential Equation Jokes More Exponential Equation Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers