Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Exponential Equation Jokes More Exponential Equation Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.