A hypocrite.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
A X-pert
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.