An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
It was a bird of pray
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
A small arms dealer.
He had to get plaid.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because they have to go by the book.
A hypocrite.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
