What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.