What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.