What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.