Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.