The Cis-Teen Chapel
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Being given head.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Whirled Peas
A bird of pray.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Couple's Daily Question Mug
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce, pray."
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
They just pray the gray away
Both are in *a la mode*.
They pray on the weak.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
In the Mossque.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It was a bird of pray
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Diversion Mary
Ramen
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Moohammad
Move the trees closer together.
Public transportation.
This subreddit mods
Earthquakes stop shaking
Curses, foiled again!"
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Because they are such Kling-ons.
They heard he was a fungi
Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
Believe in reincarnation.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
They use a machine gun.
They don't believe in higher power.
becuase his peckers on his head
Facial Hare