The Cis-Teen Chapel
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Being given head.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Whirled Peas
A bird of pray.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Couple's Daily Question Mug
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce, pray."
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
They just pray the gray away
Both are in *a la mode*.
They pray on the weak.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
In the Mossque.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It was a bird of pray
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Diversion Mary
Ramen
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Moohammad
Hey, I think he moved.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
They don't believe in higher powers.
Dr. Pepe
He had to get plaid.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
He force quit.
He fell off the palm tree
I have left my Mark on Mars"
They are afraid of triggers.
Anti-oppressants.
It's an emulsive lyer.
Under a bar of soap.