The Cis-Teen Chapel
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Being given head.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Whirled Peas
A bird of pray.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Couple's Daily Question Mug
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce, pray."
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
They just pray the gray away
Both are in *a la mode*.
They pray on the weak.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
In the Mossque.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It was a bird of pray
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Diversion Mary
Ramen
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Moohammad
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Because he started drinking it before it was cool.
It gets jalapeno face.
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Put it under the soap.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Pyroglyphs.
To get to the other side.
They always worry about the worst case!
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Enjoy the silence.
She identified as pump-kin.
They are afraid of triggers.