The Cis-Teen Chapel
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Being given head.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Whirled Peas
A bird of pray.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce, pray."
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
They just pray the gray away
Both are in *a la mode*.
They pray on the weak.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
In the Mossque.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It was a bird of pray
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Diversion Mary
Ramen
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Moohammad
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
TURNIP
To liquidate their bills.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
About a couple thousand years.
Popularity.
Lettuce pray.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Leave my provolone!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Because he was driving her buggy.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.