The Cis-Teen Chapel
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Being given head.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Whirled Peas
A bird of pray.
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Lettuce, pray."
A: Lettuce pray
Birds of Pray
They just pray the gray away
Both are in *a la mode*.
They pray on the weak.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
In the Mossque.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It was a bird of pray
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Diversion Mary
Ramen
There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence
Moohammad
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
Lettuce pray.
because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
All of them.
Envelope!
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
A CABBAGE!
The wheelchair. sorry
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
About six drinks
Batman can walk into a store without Robin