What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne