Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.