Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.