Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.