Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.