Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.