What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef