Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!