Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.