Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.