Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!