Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do you call a vietnamese turkey?

Gobbledy gook.

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

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Because they knew they would Nguyen.

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