How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together?

A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.