How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.