Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Neither like touching balls.

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A lickalotopuss.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.