What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.