What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.