Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.