Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!