Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator