What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator