Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)