Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)