Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak