Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak