Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern