Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.