Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher