Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.