What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.