What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.