How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.