How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.