What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.