What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.