What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.