How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!