The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
The man responded, "Like a glove".
What Men Know About Women
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
I don't know, I'm just flying the drone
Allah AkbARRR
In a river basin !
Like a Bosch!
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Delivery.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
