How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel