Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent