Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.