Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!