What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.