Weekend at Bernie's.
A son Bern
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Bernie Sanders
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
Explaining his wife.
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