What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA