Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.