Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.