Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus