Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.