Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.