Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus