Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ?

Bernie bridges !

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

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What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.