Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus