I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Artificial Swedeners
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
They have a pirate bay......
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Artificial Swedeners.
Swedouts.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
A holdsemfromfloppin
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Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Swede-ish
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
So they could Scandinavian.
Metal.
Computer
It's been feeling drained
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Your spine.
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
It has a Bernie smell.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
He walks into a bra.
Swed-ish.