Why did Sweden start painting barcodes ...

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.