Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Barcode Jokes More Barcode Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.