Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.