Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1