Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.