Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.