Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.