Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.