Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.