Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.