Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.