What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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A meanderthal

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.