What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.