What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.