What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.