What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.