What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail