What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.