What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !