What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go