What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's