What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!