What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way