What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!