What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple