What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.