What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!