Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.