Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.