Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet