Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Fruit Punch Jokes More Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

fruit punch

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out.