Because his skeleton was in the closet
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None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Putin Windows duh.
Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
He was a cheetah.
His desk is level
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
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I'll be Bach.
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Because it didn't have the nerves.
Because it hurt.
By Bony Express.
He had no body to go with.
