Because his skeleton was in the closet
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Coffee Mug
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
They'll have no one to sell it to.
He wanted a higher education!
An Anglo Saxin'
Nah, mastay
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
They're both full of bums
A bad magician
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Yarn.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
You cant-elope!
Cant-elope :D
