Because his skeleton was in the closet
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
Putine...
It's not Russian
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Baby don't hurt me.
fruit punch
A fruit punch.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
Because people are dying to get in.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
