Because his skeleton was in the closet
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None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
DATA EXPUNGED
They both got accepted to Yale.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P
A: Because it had no guts.
He didn't have any body to go with him.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
Sun of a beach
This post.
Because they take a fence to that.
