Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.