Homophobe Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.