How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Homophobe Jokes More Homophobe Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy