None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
None, they prefer Natural Light
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
None, because they can't change anything.
The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence
six more weeks of bad hockey!
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
They both got accepted to Yale.
It was a poultry amount