How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy