How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.