How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.