How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.