Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)