Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.