Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.