Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.