What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.