Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.