Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.