Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse