Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.